Ah, I do so enjoy that spirit. You're quite energetic, aren't you?

[But let Albert be only slightly embarrassed by that statement.]

That may be so, but I'm also a noble, and by that turn I have duties to attend to, and standards to keep. I had household servants, though they were incredibly few. Once I did try to cook on my own, and Louis cast me out of the kitchen as an abject failure after two rather spectacularly poor attempts.